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Raadio 2 is Estonian radio station. It belongs to Estonian Public Broadcasting and started broadcasting on 1 May 1993.
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The Wachet Jivitadana Sangha Hospital is a monastic hospital located in Wachet, Myanmar. It was founded on 20 October 1984 by Sayadaw U Lakkhana, an abbot of the Kyaswa Gyaug Monastery in Sagaing, using donations from monks, nuns, and others in the village of Wachet.
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