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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you organize a space party?","punchline":"You planet.","id":129}
{"type":"general","setup":"If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...","punchline":"Does that make you an iWitness?","id":41}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?","punchline":"A nervous wreck.","id":258}
{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}