{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Le Roi au-delà de la mer","displaytitle":"Le Roi au-delà de la mer","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q19895535","titles":{"canonical":"Le_Roi_au-delà_de_la_mer","normalized":"Le Roi au-delà de la mer","display":"Le Roi au-delà de la mer"},"pageid":46666220,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Le_Roi_au-del%C3%A0_de_la_mer.jpg","width":252,"height":392},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Le_Roi_au-del%C3%A0_de_la_mer.jpg","width":252,"height":392},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1268743883","tid":"c4f676e1-cffb-11ef-85b2-e1c2f2e9f620","timestamp":"2025-01-11T09:09:32Z","description":"2000 novel by Jean Raspail","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Roi_au-del%C3%A0_de_la_mer","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Roi_au-del%C3%A0_de_la_mer?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Roi_au-del%C3%A0_de_la_mer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Le_Roi_au-del%C3%A0_de_la_mer"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Roi_au-del%C3%A0_de_la_mer","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Le_Roi_au-del%C3%A0_de_la_mer","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Roi_au-del%C3%A0_de_la_mer?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Le_Roi_au-del%C3%A0_de_la_mer"}},"extract":"Le Roi au-delà de la mer is a 2000 novel by the French writer Jean Raspail. The book is written as a series of letters from a mentor to the young king of France, who sets up his court on a small island in order to avoid the disgracefulness of the contemporary world. Raspail uses the book to reject what he describes as \"magazine princes\" and champions a monarchism that is not merely for decorative purposes.","extract_html":"
Le Roi au-delà de la mer is a 2000 novel by the French writer Jean Raspail. The book is written as a series of letters from a mentor to the young king of France, who sets up his court on a small island in order to avoid the disgracefulness of the contemporary world. Raspail uses the book to reject what he describes as \"magazine princes\" and champions a monarchism that is not merely for decorative purposes.
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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
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