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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?","punchline":"Cool Ranch!","id":171}
{"type":"general","setup":"While I was sleeping my friends decided to write math equations on me.","punchline":"You should have seen the expression on my face when I woke up.","id":402}
{"type":"general","setup":"How many seconds are in a year?","punchline":"12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc","id":142}
{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
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