{"type":"standard","title":"Joseph L. Bruno Stadium","displaytitle":"Joseph L. Bruno Stadium","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6284711","titles":{"canonical":"Joseph_L._Bruno_Stadium","normalized":"Joseph L. Bruno Stadium","display":"Joseph L. Bruno Stadium"},"pageid":2276740,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Joseph_L._Bruno_Stadium_-_entrance.jpg/330px-Joseph_L._Bruno_Stadium_-_entrance.jpg","width":320,"height":154},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Joseph_L._Bruno_Stadium_-_entrance.jpg","width":3756,"height":1806},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289084191","tid":"71f26fda-2a6d-11f0-a06a-25f6f58ee1f0","timestamp":"2025-05-06T11:30:00Z","description":"Baseball stadium in Troy, New York","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.695329,"lon":-73.680464},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_L._Bruno_Stadium","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_L._Bruno_Stadium?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_L._Bruno_Stadium?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Joseph_L._Bruno_Stadium"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_L._Bruno_Stadium","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Joseph_L._Bruno_Stadium","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_L._Bruno_Stadium?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Joseph_L._Bruno_Stadium"}},"extract":"The Joseph L. Bruno Stadium is a baseball stadium located on the campus of Hudson Valley Community College in Troy, New York. It is the home field of the Tri-City ValleyCats minor league baseball team of the independent Frontier League and previously the New York–Penn League. The ballpark has 6,500 seats and a lawn seating area in the outfield which holds an additional 2,000 people, bringing the total capacity to 8,500. Located in the center of the tri-city area of New York's Capital Region, it was named after former New York State Senate Majority Leader Joseph Bruno, who helped secure the funds for the ballpark.","extract_html":"
The Joseph L. Bruno Stadium is a baseball stadium located on the campus of Hudson Valley Community College in Troy, New York. It is the home field of the Tri-City ValleyCats minor league baseball team of the independent Frontier League and previously the New York–Penn League. The ballpark has 6,500 seats and a lawn seating area in the outfield which holds an additional 2,000 people, bringing the total capacity to 8,500. Located in the center of the tri-city area of New York's Capital Region, it was named after former New York State Senate Majority Leader Joseph Bruno, who helped secure the funds for the ballpark.
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The Battle of Laupen was fought in June 1339, between Bern and its allies on one side, and Freiburg together with feudal landholders from the County of Burgundy and Habsburg territories on the other. Bern was victorious, consolidating its position in the region. As a consequence of the conflict, the relations of Bern and the Swiss Confederacy tightened, resulting in Bern's permanent accession in 1353.
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