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Stone Cottage is a heritage-listed homestead complex at Lot 315 Ben Lomond Road, Minto, City of Campbelltown, New South Wales, Australia. It was designed and built in 1830. It is also known as The Jug site or former Vineyards. Redfern brought out from Maderia on a return trip from England 2 vinedressers - Emmanuel SERRAO who had married Ana De FREITAS in 1820 and worked for their parents Vineyard in Maderia. In 1824 they came to Australia at the request of Redfern. They helped him establish the first vineyard here. The property is owned by the New South Wales Department of Planning and Infrastructure. It was added to the New South Wales State Heritage Register on 2 April 1999.
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Lakewood High School is a public secondary school located in Lakewood, Colorado, United States. It is part of Jefferson County Public Schools. Lakewood was ranked as the 111th best school in the nation by Newsweek in 2006, and as the 108th in 2008.
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