{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer go broke?","punchline":"He used up all his cache","id":417}
{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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Andrew Blakers is a professor of renewable energy engineering at the Australian National University. He has contributed to several innovations in solar photovoltaic technology, including PERC solar cells. Blakers has secured many research grants and won several awards.
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer's wife leave him?","punchline":"He didn't know how to commit.","id":415}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees hum?","punchline":"Because they don't know the words.","id":343}
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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Muratlı is a village in the Borçka District, Artvin Province, Turkey. Its population is 300 (2021).
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