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{"type":"general","setup":"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?","punchline":"He ate the pizza before it was cool.","id":117}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make holy water?","punchline":"You boil the hell out of it","id":52}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":319}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}